List of Similes
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- Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze
- As useful as a chocolate teapot
- As useful a a chocolate fireguard
- He had a face like a bucket of smashed crabs
- Like a cat on a hot tin roof
- He was articulate like a lorry
- I'm off like milk
- As subtle as a flying mallet
- Teeth like a burnt out fuse box
- Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to be on my toes
- His teeth were like broken Tic Tacs
- He looked like he had brushed his teeth with Marmite
- He was sweating like Pavarotti on a treadmill
- She's got a face that could make an onion cry
- He's got a face like a stuntman's knee
- As agile as a monkey
- As useful as concrete slippers in a swimming pool
- As alike as two peas in a pod
- As annoying as nails scratching against a chalkboard
- As bald as a baby's backside
- As bald as a badger
- As bald as a coot
- As beautiful as nature
- As big as a boat
- As big as a bus
- As big as an elephant
- As blind as a bat
- As blind as a mole
- As bold as brass
- As brave as a lion
- As bright as a button
- As bright as a new pin
- As bright as day
- As bright as the sun
- As busy as a beaver
- As busy as a bee
- As busy as a cat on a hot tin roof
- As calm as a millpond
- As clear as a bell
- As clean as a hound's tooth
- As clean as a whistle
- As clear as crystal
- As clear as mud
- As cold as ice
- As common as dirt
- As cool as a cucumber
- As crazy as a loon
- As cunning as a fox
- As cute as a baby
- As cute as a button
- As cute as a cup cake
- As damp as the salty blue ocean
- As dead as a doornail
- As dead as a dodo
- As deaf as a post
- As delicate as a flower
- As dense as a brick
- As different as chalk from cheese
- As drunk as a lord
- As dry as a bone
- As dry as dust
- As dull as dishwater
- As easy as A.B.C.
- As easy as pie
- As fast as a racecar
- As fat as a hippo
- As fat as a pig
- As fit as a fiddle
- As flat as a pancake
- As free as a bird
- As fresh as a daisy
- As funny as a balloon
- As gentle as a lamb
- As good as gold
- As hairy as an ape
- As happy as a clown
- As happy as a lark
- As happy as Larry
- As happy as a rat with a gold tooth
- As hard as nails
- As hard as rock
- As high as a kite
- As hoarse as a crow
- As hot as a fire cracker
- As hot as hell
- As hungry as a bear
- As hungry as a wolf
- As innocent as a lamb
- As keen as mustard
- As large as life
- As light as a feather
- As light as air
- As likely as not
- As loud as a lion
- As lowly as a worm
- As mad as a hatter
- As mad as a hornet
- As mad as the march hare
- As merry as a cricket
- As modest as a maiden
- As much use as a yard of pump water
- As naked as a baby
- As neat as a pin
- As nutty as a fruitcake
- As obstinate as a mule
- As old as dirt
- As old as the hills
- As pale as death
- As pale as a ghost
- As patient as Job
- As plain as day
- As pleased as Punch
- As poor as a church mouse
- As poor as dirt
- As pretty as a picture
- As proud as a peacock
- As pure as snow
- As pure as the driven snow
- As quick as a wink
- As quick as lightning
- As quick as silver
- As quiet as a mouse
- As rich as gold
- As right as rain
- As round as a barrel
- As round as a circle
- As round as a sphere
- As safe as houses
- As rare as hen's teeth
- As sensitive as a flower
- As sharp as a needle
- As sharp as a razor
- As sick as a dog
- As sick as a parrot
- As silent as the dead
- As silent as the grave
- As silly as a goose
- As sleepy as a koala
- As slippery as an eel
- As slow as molasses
- As slow as a snail
- As slow as a tortoise
- As slow as a turtle
- As slow as a wet weekend
- As sly as a fox
- As smart as an owl
- As smooth as silk
- As snug as a bug in a rug
- As sober as a judge
- As soft as a baby's bottom
- As solid as a rock
- As solid as the ground we stand on
- As sound as a bell
- As sound as a pound
- As sour as vinegar
- As steady as a rock
- As sticky as jam
- As stiff as a board
- As still as death
- As straight as an arrow
- As strong as an ox
- As stubborn as a mule
- As sturdy as an oak
- As sure as death and taxes
- As sweet as honey
- As tall as a giraffe
- As tight as a drum
- As thick as a brick
- As thick as two short planks
- As thin as a rake
- As thin as a toothpick
- As timid as a rabbit
- As tiny as a grain of sand
- As tough as leather
- As tough as nails
- As tough as old boots
- As tricky as a box of monkeys
- As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party
- As white as a ghost
- As white as a sheet
- As white as snow
- As wise as Solomon
- As wise as an owl
- As welcome as Bill Gates in the Apple office
- She had a face like a bag of spanners
- He looked like a bulldog chewing a wasp
- As tidy as a marine's bunk
- As crooked as a roach leg
- As useless as a solar powered flashlight